A Healthy Suspicion

A little girl I know believes in the tooth fairy.  I know, everybody believes in the tooth fairy, don’t they, but Alice is next level.  She won’t be shaken.  Because she’s been told by her parents that the tooth fairy comes and – well – the evidence is overwhelming, because she put her tooth under the pillow and there was money there in the morning.  What more proof could you want? [To read more, click on the title]

Relief Valve

The seal on the milk bottle I was trying to open was proving stubborn, so I prized a little harder, being ultra careful not to make a mess, when, despite my concentration, the thing flipped in my hand and burst free, spurting milk all over my t-shirt and the infant in my arms.  Unsolicited, unsummoned, a vile obscenity spurted from my mouth.  “Drat!” I said, … [To read more, click on title]